Angry Birds Feet

Trick Or Treat. Smell My Angry Birds Feet.

Are you an angry avian who is squawking mad? Well, slip some Angry Birds Feet onto your tired dogs and let your troubles melt away. Accessorize your Angry Birds outfit perfectly with a set of these comfy togs shaped like a set of Pterodactyl feet. Slip these puppies onto your hush puppies and you’ll be flying high in style and comfort. They’re so stylish and sexy you’ll want to wear them all the time!

Crash the Halloween parties in your Angry Birds costume and a pair of Angry Birds feet and you’ll be set! Slingshot your way to the bar and dinner table all dressed up to the feathers. What do they say about large feet? Women judges a man by the shoes he wears? Uh-huh, you’re in like Flint dude! Don’t have enough wings to hold on to a drink and a sexy lady friend to feed your face? Use your talons man! Grab a feet-ful of crackers or whatnot and chow down. That’s how real Angry Birds do it!

These bird feet are black over the shoe with red talons. One size fits all. Perch on a wire with these on while you scout out the sexy prey at the party with your eagle eyes. Good luck hunting my friend.

Be careful when wearing these bird feet. Talons are sharp and nobody wants to get kicked in the eggs with them. It’s not funny. Ok, maybe it is slightly funny… if you’re not on the receiving end.

 

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